Things that don't work

I'd like to thank Tom for exactly nothing.

This is Tom's battery charger. He brought it over at 11pm Sunday night because my car battery died and he said this would charge it overnight & I'd be golden Monday morning.

Yeah, the charger didn't work & I was late to work. I think he was only in it for the free wine.

Seeing as how my day has moved on, I'm adding to the things that don't work this Monday:

*The jumper cables that come with my "safety kit" - they work, but they're about 7inches long.

* Finding HS kids to talk about skipping school... are you kidding me?? THEY ALL DO IT (that's what I told my mom)

* The VERY LOUD Reagan High School Band playing 2 feet away during my live shot.

* A pencil skirt and high heels - paired with a live van.