Why I Can't Go Back to School

If my stepson were to be a scientist, this is what he would be. (I'm not sure exactly what type of scientist has a goatee and a monkey.... but it sounds fun!)

I know this because tonight was Back to School Night. Because I'm new to all this, I learned some very important things tonight.

First - The principal wants money.

Second - The PTA wants money.

Third - The Science Club wants money.

Fourth - The Classroom Teacher wants money.

And all of those who want money DEFINITELY want your time too.

But perhaps the most important lesson I learned tonight is that when I get the little inkling to go back to school for my Masters - I can be rest assured my attention span in a classroom has dwindled to well below 20 minutes.