My man takes me to this "General Store" outside of town. As we walk in, I see a sign that says "Guinea Pig Show."Me: Who would buy a guinea pig at a general store?
Him: I hope a lot of people because the ones they don't sell will end up being cooked here at the BBQ Tent.
Me: Not Cute.
THE GUY LAUGHED!! Worse, he proceeded to tell us about how at some rodeo where they were having a rabbit show - they actually did sell barbecued rabbit.
WRONG.
Oh - here's the picture of the hot chick... which my man will quickly point out is actually a duck. I don't care. Hot duck didn't make for a very sexy title.
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